i just google imaged poop.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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