After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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