Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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