my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
and i looked up. we had an audience...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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