Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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