I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
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I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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