you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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