u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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