they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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