I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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