Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
