if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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