I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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