I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
