Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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