it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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