Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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