..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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