i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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