He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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