OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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