Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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