I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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