is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
