That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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