Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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