there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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