Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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