I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
