White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
She announced her abortion via fbk
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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