I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
