no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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