my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm at about main and main street
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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