your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
my poor anus
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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