How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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