it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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