I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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