Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish you could order shots online.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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