singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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