so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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