No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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