her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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