using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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