maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
