Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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