we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she was so not down for the gang bang
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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