My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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