I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
operation harelip BJ is a go
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
