Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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