I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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