do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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