A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
