Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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